- Changed Livestream page to replace Livestream player with Twitch player and renamed it Twitch page.
- Removed Facebook Page link in the other links page as I rarely use FB anymore and has become a cluster fuck.
- Replace Livestream link with Twitch link to my Twitch page.
- Removed a few pictures in the screenshots page.
Videos, Pictures, Announcements, Stuff about me. Everything will be posted here.
Sunday, July 6, 2014
Blog Update and Changes
As you can tell once again I've been rarely using my blog site and now that I'm back on I've notice that the site has become terribly optimized. Everything loads really really really REALLY slowly. Isn't Blogger owned by Google? If that's the case, you know who to blame. Anyways, There has been some shit happening on my end for months and so far I might be getting a real outside job soon. I've also had some great ideas for YouTube content that are currently in the works right now and I may have something big planned once all the other projects are finished. While I was on here I decided to make a few changes in my blog page to make my blog more in it's current state rather than being completely outdated since 2012. Here's what I've changed;
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
My Top 5 Best Games & Disappointing Game of 2013
Sorry this one was a bit late, but better late than never. This one was a bit tough for me to decide on because I haven't played much games this entire year. I was gonna make 1 for best and the other for disappoint 1 day at a time, but since it's New Years Eve that's gonna change. I'm gonna do this in 1 post. So here is my top 5 best games of 2013!
5. PAYDAY 2
This one I had to debate on because of the DLC fuck ups Overkill has made. The Armored Transport DLC was a complete disappointment and the Gage's Weapons DLC is a bit over priced. I then realized all the fun I had playing this game when released and decided to put this as #5 on my list. I fucking love PAYDAY and PAYDAY 2 does have lots of improvements over the first game and has some fun jobs to do. More weapons, more heists, more masks, weapon parts, mask customization, and LODS OF EMONE! A friend of mine did a 24 hour charity stream of PAYDAY 2 on release day and I spent a few good hours playing some PAYDAY 2 with him to support the stream. We've made about $200 or more and though it wasn't much, but it's better than no donations and most importantly it was fun to do. If you haven't played PAYDAY 2 yet then buy it on Steam (avoid the Armored Transport and Gage's Weapons DLC) and start heisting.
4. Surgeon Simulator 2013
I've played a lot of simulation games for a few years, but this one was so special that when I played it I couldn't stop laughing my ass off. Surgeon Simulator is one of those simulation games where it can be pretty damn goofy and have weird ass logic. I remember playing this game for the first time when it was a unity browser game and I was like "wtf is this why is this funny why am I having fun I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!" Then the game got greenlit and was released on Steam and the Steam version provides more operation jobs with the same patient named Bob. I've stream this game 3 times this past year. I streamed the web browser version, the Steam version, and the Meet the Medic TF2 DLC. I have not played the space alien one because I haven't the game in awhile. It's a weird simulation game, but it's fun and laughable to play and you will always quote this every time you perform surgery the wrong way, "Thanks Obama!"
3. Pinball Arcade
I fucking love pinball! I remember playing a lot of pinball when I was a kid and I sure miss those days. Now I can play them again at home and on my PC. Pinball Arcade is another simulation game where all you do is play pinball. It comes with season packs with a few irl tables from like the 50s - late 90s. They also have their own history and have posters of them too. Does the game have proper pinball physics? Yes it fucking does! The only downside is for a F2P game you have to pay to get full access to tables. You can still play these tables, but only on a score limit and it will pretty much say, "Okay your score is 5,000 points you passed your score now get the fuck out," However, if you download the game now you get 1 free table to play on. I purchased some pinball tables that I remember playing in my childhood like the Monster Bash table and Harley Davidson table. You can download the game on Steam and check it out.
The verdict for this game: It's 50x better than Duke Nukem Forever's Pinball game.
2. The Stanley Parable
A very famous HL2 Source mod to become a standalone Source game and what it has to offer is amazingly well done. A game that offers many choices within the story that you can make. You can either follow the story or completely do w/e to change the story in a very hilarious way. The game's actual story is small, but great. The endings in the game are pretty funny and enjoyable. There are many ways you can get the game to end and I enjoy every one of them. Even though I do love the story, endings, and great narration acting I do love the mapping the most. Whoever did all the mapping in the game is fucking amazing and I wish to pay him to make me maps for my future videos. I kind of feel bad for my friend Dr. Face when he first saw the mapping and he's done some good mapping, but kind of made him feel bad because the maps are well made than his. Dr. Face is a great mapper too, but he is god amazing at Gmod animation. Anyways, if you haven't played the Stanley Parable before I would suggest you download the HL2 mod of it first for the experience. If you enjoy the mod then you will really like the standalone version.
Now before I get to my #1 best game of 2013 I just want to let you all know that these games I played aren't the best in the world, but I enjoy them. These are "my" games of 2013. These are my opinions on certain games I like so if your game is not on here that is because I've never played it or I have played it, but didn't enjoy it as much. Another thing is that The Wolf Among Us, The Walking Dead Season 2, and Grand Theft Auto V are not going to be on my number 1 part because GTA V is NOT on PC yet (I have played a little bit of it on the 360. Performance is wonky) and Wolf Among Us and Walking Dead Season 2 are not yet completed. Those 2 will be on my top list of 2014 games, but I will decide which one will be number 1.
For #1 best game of 2013 I just want you to hold your nasty comments about this game because there are some people who love and hate this game that I'm about to show you. And now for my #1 best game of 2013.
1. BioShock Infinite
I don't fucking care if people don't like it and think it's too casual, but I fucking love this game and deserves to be #1 on my top 5. Everything about it is so adventurous and beautiful. I love everything about the game; the story, the characters, the beautiful flying city of Columbia, the graphics (not as great as Far Cry 3), and the idea of it. Even though the game is amazingly awesome there are some major downsides; one is where you can only hold 2 weapons so you're going to have to decide what weapon you are good with most and upgrade it and two is the shield ruins the challenge. I played this game again in 1999 mode and the fucking shield makes the mode look like normal mode. Though I have died many many times, but it was still easy to beat in 1999 mode. They should have removed the shield in that mode. Many people hate the game because of it and I understand. I would agree with people that these downsides are kind of a game ruiner, but I still enjoy the game and Burial at Sea is pretty damn good. You can carry 4 weapons instead of 2 so that's a plus. The game can be a bit challenging so that's another plus. If you want to try this game out you can, but get Burial at Sea if you do. Amazing work Irrational Games.
Be thankful Ghosts isn't on my list...because its the worst CoD I've seen so far. Now that I got my top 5 best out of the way I want to share my most disappointing game of 2013. I was waiting for this game for a while and after playing and streaming it I was not happy the way in turned out. Here is my most disappointing game of 2013.
Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs
Amnesia: The Dark Descent was my favorite survival horror game of all time. When I first played the game I was freaking scared as shit and streaming the custom stories were fun as hell. I wanted to see what they got cooked up next. This game releases, I streamed it, played it, and did I enjoy it...no. The sequel to Amnesia has lacked A LOT of key things of a survival horror. They have eliminated the inventory system, they made your lamp infinite, the pig monsters weren't scary, too many puzzles, too much walking, and was not that scary. This game was a collaboration and developed by the Chineseroom (Dear Esther) and they made the game look exactly like Dear Esther. It was just boring and no special scares or anything. 2 years of the wait was completely wasted. I was really looking forward for this and it failed to be what it should have been. The only thing I do like about the game is the mapping. The Chineseroom did a fantastic job mapping in the game and most of the environment looks well done. Dear Esther had some great mapping even on the Source Engine it looks nice, but they are both the same and boring. They should have just named it A Machine For Pigs because the Amnesia name shouldn't have been slapped into the game. Outlast has accomplished what this game failed to be. This game is not worth it, but I'm sure modders can port the AMFP content into TDD for custom stories sometime. It was possible with Penumbra so I'm sure it's possible for this one too. Frictional Games did mention they are working on another survival horror title that isn't Amnesia, but I sure hope their new title becomes as good as the Dark Descent was.
That's my top 5 best and 1 most disappointing game of 2013. I will not be making worst games or top 5 best movies so this is all you get. Also, I want to really apologize for not posting any content this whole year. 2013 was not my year and I blame myself for not making anything. 2014 will be my year for sure. I'm going to stop fucking around and get something out there and I got something planned first for you guys. ;)
Anyways, Happy New Year! Don't get a DUI or else you'll get a 6 year suspension (at least that's what I heard on the radio) and see you guys in 2014! :D
5. PAYDAY 2
This one I had to debate on because of the DLC fuck ups Overkill has made. The Armored Transport DLC was a complete disappointment and the Gage's Weapons DLC is a bit over priced. I then realized all the fun I had playing this game when released and decided to put this as #5 on my list. I fucking love PAYDAY and PAYDAY 2 does have lots of improvements over the first game and has some fun jobs to do. More weapons, more heists, more masks, weapon parts, mask customization, and LODS OF EMONE! A friend of mine did a 24 hour charity stream of PAYDAY 2 on release day and I spent a few good hours playing some PAYDAY 2 with him to support the stream. We've made about $200 or more and though it wasn't much, but it's better than no donations and most importantly it was fun to do. If you haven't played PAYDAY 2 yet then buy it on Steam (avoid the Armored Transport and Gage's Weapons DLC) and start heisting.
4. Surgeon Simulator 2013
I've played a lot of simulation games for a few years, but this one was so special that when I played it I couldn't stop laughing my ass off. Surgeon Simulator is one of those simulation games where it can be pretty damn goofy and have weird ass logic. I remember playing this game for the first time when it was a unity browser game and I was like "wtf is this why is this funny why am I having fun I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!" Then the game got greenlit and was released on Steam and the Steam version provides more operation jobs with the same patient named Bob. I've stream this game 3 times this past year. I streamed the web browser version, the Steam version, and the Meet the Medic TF2 DLC. I have not played the space alien one because I haven't the game in awhile. It's a weird simulation game, but it's fun and laughable to play and you will always quote this every time you perform surgery the wrong way, "Thanks Obama!"
3. Pinball Arcade
I fucking love pinball! I remember playing a lot of pinball when I was a kid and I sure miss those days. Now I can play them again at home and on my PC. Pinball Arcade is another simulation game where all you do is play pinball. It comes with season packs with a few irl tables from like the 50s - late 90s. They also have their own history and have posters of them too. Does the game have proper pinball physics? Yes it fucking does! The only downside is for a F2P game you have to pay to get full access to tables. You can still play these tables, but only on a score limit and it will pretty much say, "Okay your score is 5,000 points you passed your score now get the fuck out," However, if you download the game now you get 1 free table to play on. I purchased some pinball tables that I remember playing in my childhood like the Monster Bash table and Harley Davidson table. You can download the game on Steam and check it out.
The verdict for this game: It's 50x better than Duke Nukem Forever's Pinball game.
2. The Stanley Parable
A very famous HL2 Source mod to become a standalone Source game and what it has to offer is amazingly well done. A game that offers many choices within the story that you can make. You can either follow the story or completely do w/e to change the story in a very hilarious way. The game's actual story is small, but great. The endings in the game are pretty funny and enjoyable. There are many ways you can get the game to end and I enjoy every one of them. Even though I do love the story, endings, and great narration acting I do love the mapping the most. Whoever did all the mapping in the game is fucking amazing and I wish to pay him to make me maps for my future videos. I kind of feel bad for my friend Dr. Face when he first saw the mapping and he's done some good mapping, but kind of made him feel bad because the maps are well made than his. Dr. Face is a great mapper too, but he is god amazing at Gmod animation. Anyways, if you haven't played the Stanley Parable before I would suggest you download the HL2 mod of it first for the experience. If you enjoy the mod then you will really like the standalone version.
Now before I get to my #1 best game of 2013 I just want to let you all know that these games I played aren't the best in the world, but I enjoy them. These are "my" games of 2013. These are my opinions on certain games I like so if your game is not on here that is because I've never played it or I have played it, but didn't enjoy it as much. Another thing is that The Wolf Among Us, The Walking Dead Season 2, and Grand Theft Auto V are not going to be on my number 1 part because GTA V is NOT on PC yet (I have played a little bit of it on the 360. Performance is wonky) and Wolf Among Us and Walking Dead Season 2 are not yet completed. Those 2 will be on my top list of 2014 games, but I will decide which one will be number 1.
For #1 best game of 2013 I just want you to hold your nasty comments about this game because there are some people who love and hate this game that I'm about to show you. And now for my #1 best game of 2013.
1. BioShock Infinite
I don't fucking care if people don't like it and think it's too casual, but I fucking love this game and deserves to be #1 on my top 5. Everything about it is so adventurous and beautiful. I love everything about the game; the story, the characters, the beautiful flying city of Columbia, the graphics (not as great as Far Cry 3), and the idea of it. Even though the game is amazingly awesome there are some major downsides; one is where you can only hold 2 weapons so you're going to have to decide what weapon you are good with most and upgrade it and two is the shield ruins the challenge. I played this game again in 1999 mode and the fucking shield makes the mode look like normal mode. Though I have died many many times, but it was still easy to beat in 1999 mode. They should have removed the shield in that mode. Many people hate the game because of it and I understand. I would agree with people that these downsides are kind of a game ruiner, but I still enjoy the game and Burial at Sea is pretty damn good. You can carry 4 weapons instead of 2 so that's a plus. The game can be a bit challenging so that's another plus. If you want to try this game out you can, but get Burial at Sea if you do. Amazing work Irrational Games.
Be thankful Ghosts isn't on my list...because its the worst CoD I've seen so far. Now that I got my top 5 best out of the way I want to share my most disappointing game of 2013. I was waiting for this game for a while and after playing and streaming it I was not happy the way in turned out. Here is my most disappointing game of 2013.
Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs
Amnesia: The Dark Descent was my favorite survival horror game of all time. When I first played the game I was freaking scared as shit and streaming the custom stories were fun as hell. I wanted to see what they got cooked up next. This game releases, I streamed it, played it, and did I enjoy it...no. The sequel to Amnesia has lacked A LOT of key things of a survival horror. They have eliminated the inventory system, they made your lamp infinite, the pig monsters weren't scary, too many puzzles, too much walking, and was not that scary. This game was a collaboration and developed by the Chineseroom (Dear Esther) and they made the game look exactly like Dear Esther. It was just boring and no special scares or anything. 2 years of the wait was completely wasted. I was really looking forward for this and it failed to be what it should have been. The only thing I do like about the game is the mapping. The Chineseroom did a fantastic job mapping in the game and most of the environment looks well done. Dear Esther had some great mapping even on the Source Engine it looks nice, but they are both the same and boring. They should have just named it A Machine For Pigs because the Amnesia name shouldn't have been slapped into the game. Outlast has accomplished what this game failed to be. This game is not worth it, but I'm sure modders can port the AMFP content into TDD for custom stories sometime. It was possible with Penumbra so I'm sure it's possible for this one too. Frictional Games did mention they are working on another survival horror title that isn't Amnesia, but I sure hope their new title becomes as good as the Dark Descent was.
That's my top 5 best and 1 most disappointing game of 2013. I will not be making worst games or top 5 best movies so this is all you get. Also, I want to really apologize for not posting any content this whole year. 2013 was not my year and I blame myself for not making anything. 2014 will be my year for sure. I'm going to stop fucking around and get something out there and I got something planned first for you guys. ;)
Anyways, Happy New Year! Don't get a DUI or else you'll get a 6 year suspension (at least that's what I heard on the radio) and see you guys in 2014! :D
Thursday, December 12, 2013
YouTube's Copyright Disaster
I knew this was coming...we all KNEW this was coming. I wished that it would never happen and wish for me not thinking it would happen, but it has begun. I'm going to try to be serious with this topic as I can and even though this post might sound weird, but that's because I'm in fear right now with this new change. So for those of you that don't know what the fuck is going on with YouTube let me explain. I believe it was somewhere on Monday or Tuesday that the flagging has begun. They added a new Content ID system that detects MOSTLY gameplay and game footage. What's wrong with this system? I'm not gonna be accurate on this one, but EVERYTHING is broken. Let's players, game reviewers, even machinima creators have been getting half of their videos claimed by the content ID system. People make revenue off their videos and YT pretty much tells them "FUCK YOU BITCH!" and flags their videos. Some may be flagged for a reason, but mostly these claims are bull shit. It's so flawed that even the Publishers such as Ubisoft, Capcom, Deep Silver, and a few others saying that they did NOT confirm the claims. Bunch of hungry ass publishers such as EA, Microsoft, Nintendo, and even the fucking movie and music industry is taking our fucking money and so is Google/YouTube.
They are doing this to prevent pirates and some how they think we are the pirates. We worked on our shit so hard to make money and make YouTube huge and they turn around and fuck us in the asses. So far I've only gotten 2 flagged videos for copyright. Did they get taken down? Of course not. I just wont earn revenue on them and these 2 videos are pretty old and I can care less. As long as they don't go after my most viewed videos then I'm in the safe zone...for now. This whole Content ID thing is like a minefield. there are some mines on the ground that will give you a claim or one that gives you the strike. We've all been on the copyright minefield before and it was tricky, but possible to get through. Now YouTube decided to just throw a bunch of more mines to fill in the field making it nearly impossible to bypass. They did that just to be assholes. You step on the claim mine, you lose your monetization for that specific video. Step on the strike mine, you get one strike and that video gets taken down. There are more claim mines that strike mines and many YouTubers have stepped on claim mines, but they didn't do it on accident or on purpose. It was YouTube who threw the claim mine in their fucking faces. It's wrong! YouTube has made some stupid decisions in the past few years and of course we all thought the Google+ forcing thing was the worst...it ain't. This one takes the cake as one of the worst and dangerous changes in YouTube history. Just fucking punish us by taking our fucking money falsely.
Bigger YouTubers are stressing out right now because of this and I'm talking about people like Boogie2988, Angry Joe, and a bunch of other YouTubers who are suffering this situation right now. They have uploaded a rant about this change and how much it will affect their lives. It is really depressing to make, watch, and hear.
Angry Joe's Copyright Rant:
Boogie2988's Rant and "GET A JOB" video:
AlphaOmegaSin's Rant:
It really is painful to watch and I feel depressed when they talk about this and how YouTube is fucking us over HARD. These people have words about this change and it is hurting them. Even for channels who have joined the partnership from Machinima.com, Makers/Polaris, Curse, Fullscreen are going to be hurt too.
I've been with Makers/Polaris for about a year and these people are gonna do their best to help me and all channels who joined them fix this situation as much as they can. We are all in deep shit right now and it's really scaring us. YouTube is ruining our lives with this new system. People have made a living off YouTube and made lots of money from YouTube to improve their content. We made YouTube big and YouTube got so big they want to kill us off so they can take our money from all the work we put into. We all don't deserve this. Let me tell you all that I may not be that famous on YouTube even when getting very close to 30,000 subscribers and I may not be making as much as these guys above this, but YouTube right now is the only job I have right now. It's not easy to find a real job here in San Jose Cali and I was working until I got laid off 2 months after being hired. I've been busting my ass off trying to find a job to make more money than my YouTube money and so far I haven't found anything since then. I've been getting depressed about this shit and its mainly the reason why I haven't posted anything in like a year. So far YouTube is the only job that can cover my phone bill and insurance. I'm paying $130 a month and right now my bank account is getting very low. I won't have enough to pay for my phone, my insurance, gas, and a whole lot of things if YouTube is going to cut my ass off like that. I make about between $150 - $200 a month from YouTube now and it's enough to cover my payments. I'm in deep shit right now...we all are in deep shit.
YouTube/Google, I've been on your site for 7 fucking years and I've seen some stupid shit you've been doing over the past few years, but this is just absolutely incredible. We make your site popular, you earn money from all of us, we created a great community from your site, and this is how you treat us now? You think that we are all criminals? THE FUCKING MPAA AND RIAA ARE THE REAL FUCKING CRIMINALS! THEY ARE THE ONES WHO ARE MAKING OUR LIVES MISERABLE! Pirates are criminals too you know. You should be going after them, don't just come to us and punch us in the face thinking that we are the criminals here. We worked our asses off so hard to make great content and earn money off of our effort and you just take our money from us. Shame on you YouTube/Google...shame on you. You guys are terrible people! Your copyright system is unstable as fuck. You break something and you break it some more and completely take our fucking money for it. You forced Google+ in our faces when we didn't want it in the first place. You've ignored our concerns and our suggestions and just say "FUCK YOU GUYS WE AIN'T CARING WHAT YOU THINK WE ARE GONNA ADD IT IN ANYWAYS DEAL WITH IT BITCHES! I swear to god YouTube I swear to FUCKING god if you claim any of my videos again even when I recently post a video there will be a fucking problem...there will be fucking blood. You think I'm just joking well GUESS WHAT I AIN'T BITCH! This community will fix your fucking bull shit and if you don't like it too fucking bad. We've had enough of your assholery YouTube it's time to stop. If this shit doesn't get fixed I will take my shit else where. Hell, if I had the money to make a new website where content creators can post their videos without any flawed copyright bull shit it would make things a lot better. I know our copyright system would be a lot more fucking stable than your piece of shit content ID machine. The person who is running the company is a heartless, money hungry, greedy asshole and that person needs to be fired. You don't fix this bull shit people will leave the site and your site will rot.
I apologize for my shit writing right now I'm just really fucking pissed off this is all happening to us YouTubers. If you are one of the people who have suffered these copyright claims on your videos I am very sorry. I truly am sorry. I would suggest you get some help to get your videos unclaimed and I wish you guys the best of luck. I really do hope our multi-channel networks and the community will fix this once and for all.
They are doing this to prevent pirates and some how they think we are the pirates. We worked on our shit so hard to make money and make YouTube huge and they turn around and fuck us in the asses. So far I've only gotten 2 flagged videos for copyright. Did they get taken down? Of course not. I just wont earn revenue on them and these 2 videos are pretty old and I can care less. As long as they don't go after my most viewed videos then I'm in the safe zone...for now. This whole Content ID thing is like a minefield. there are some mines on the ground that will give you a claim or one that gives you the strike. We've all been on the copyright minefield before and it was tricky, but possible to get through. Now YouTube decided to just throw a bunch of more mines to fill in the field making it nearly impossible to bypass. They did that just to be assholes. You step on the claim mine, you lose your monetization for that specific video. Step on the strike mine, you get one strike and that video gets taken down. There are more claim mines that strike mines and many YouTubers have stepped on claim mines, but they didn't do it on accident or on purpose. It was YouTube who threw the claim mine in their fucking faces. It's wrong! YouTube has made some stupid decisions in the past few years and of course we all thought the Google+ forcing thing was the worst...it ain't. This one takes the cake as one of the worst and dangerous changes in YouTube history. Just fucking punish us by taking our fucking money falsely.
Bigger YouTubers are stressing out right now because of this and I'm talking about people like Boogie2988, Angry Joe, and a bunch of other YouTubers who are suffering this situation right now. They have uploaded a rant about this change and how much it will affect their lives. It is really depressing to make, watch, and hear.
Angry Joe's Copyright Rant:
Boogie2988's Rant and "GET A JOB" video:
AlphaOmegaSin's Rant:
It really is painful to watch and I feel depressed when they talk about this and how YouTube is fucking us over HARD. These people have words about this change and it is hurting them. Even for channels who have joined the partnership from Machinima.com, Makers/Polaris, Curse, Fullscreen are going to be hurt too.
I've been with Makers/Polaris for about a year and these people are gonna do their best to help me and all channels who joined them fix this situation as much as they can. We are all in deep shit right now and it's really scaring us. YouTube is ruining our lives with this new system. People have made a living off YouTube and made lots of money from YouTube to improve their content. We made YouTube big and YouTube got so big they want to kill us off so they can take our money from all the work we put into. We all don't deserve this. Let me tell you all that I may not be that famous on YouTube even when getting very close to 30,000 subscribers and I may not be making as much as these guys above this, but YouTube right now is the only job I have right now. It's not easy to find a real job here in San Jose Cali and I was working until I got laid off 2 months after being hired. I've been busting my ass off trying to find a job to make more money than my YouTube money and so far I haven't found anything since then. I've been getting depressed about this shit and its mainly the reason why I haven't posted anything in like a year. So far YouTube is the only job that can cover my phone bill and insurance. I'm paying $130 a month and right now my bank account is getting very low. I won't have enough to pay for my phone, my insurance, gas, and a whole lot of things if YouTube is going to cut my ass off like that. I make about between $150 - $200 a month from YouTube now and it's enough to cover my payments. I'm in deep shit right now...we all are in deep shit.
YouTube/Google, I've been on your site for 7 fucking years and I've seen some stupid shit you've been doing over the past few years, but this is just absolutely incredible. We make your site popular, you earn money from all of us, we created a great community from your site, and this is how you treat us now? You think that we are all criminals? THE FUCKING MPAA AND RIAA ARE THE REAL FUCKING CRIMINALS! THEY ARE THE ONES WHO ARE MAKING OUR LIVES MISERABLE! Pirates are criminals too you know. You should be going after them, don't just come to us and punch us in the face thinking that we are the criminals here. We worked our asses off so hard to make great content and earn money off of our effort and you just take our money from us. Shame on you YouTube/Google...shame on you. You guys are terrible people! Your copyright system is unstable as fuck. You break something and you break it some more and completely take our fucking money for it. You forced Google+ in our faces when we didn't want it in the first place. You've ignored our concerns and our suggestions and just say "FUCK YOU GUYS WE AIN'T CARING WHAT YOU THINK WE ARE GONNA ADD IT IN ANYWAYS DEAL WITH IT BITCHES! I swear to god YouTube I swear to FUCKING god if you claim any of my videos again even when I recently post a video there will be a fucking problem...there will be fucking blood. You think I'm just joking well GUESS WHAT I AIN'T BITCH! This community will fix your fucking bull shit and if you don't like it too fucking bad. We've had enough of your assholery YouTube it's time to stop. If this shit doesn't get fixed I will take my shit else where. Hell, if I had the money to make a new website where content creators can post their videos without any flawed copyright bull shit it would make things a lot better. I know our copyright system would be a lot more fucking stable than your piece of shit content ID machine. The person who is running the company is a heartless, money hungry, greedy asshole and that person needs to be fired. You don't fix this bull shit people will leave the site and your site will rot.
I apologize for my shit writing right now I'm just really fucking pissed off this is all happening to us YouTubers. If you are one of the people who have suffered these copyright claims on your videos I am very sorry. I truly am sorry. I would suggest you get some help to get your videos unclaimed and I wish you guys the best of luck. I really do hope our multi-channel networks and the community will fix this once and for all.
Monday, November 18, 2013
Breaking Badlands: New Gmod Short Series
First off, I want to apologize for not being very active on YouTube. Right now I'm going through some outside stuff and I've been very very busy and not being able to make YT video posts in like a year. Also I know I haven't used my blog in awhile so I think I might make a new thing for that so I can be active on my Blog more. Might do some changes here and there. Anyways, on to the topic.
I'm proud to announce my next Gmod project called "Breaking Badlands." After watching the entire Breaking Bad TV show on AMC I was amazed how well written the story was and I absolutely think that Breaking Bad could be my favorite TV series of all time. Breaking Badlands is a TF2 parody of Breaking Bad which takes place in the TF2 world. The idea of this project is to reenact the Breaking Bad sequences with some humor in the series. This is going to be a 5 part series and some parts might be longer than 10 mins of footage.
NOTE: THIS SERIES WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FROM THE ORIGINAL BREAKING BAD!!!
The plot to this series is that Spysenberg (The Spy) has lung cancer and in order to make money for his love (Scout's Mom) he has to work with his young partner Jesse Scoutmann (The Scout.) They have to make meth and try to sell it as much as possible to make lots of money. However, they tend to blame each other for their stupid mistakes and have to do whatever they can to get themselves out of the situation. In the 5 part series you will see their story on how they became huge drug dealers in the badlands. They might even be richer than Mann Co.
I still got to plan out the story of them and how to make it funny for you guys so stay tuned for more updates on this project. I'll do my best to keep updating you guys on this blog. If you have any questions about the series or w/e feel free to comment or PM me on my YT channel.
I'm so excited to work on this project and I want to do my best work on it. I know I haven't posted a gmod video since "The Last Wave" in 2012, but I'm sure this will be better than ever. Expect the first part to be ready in early 2014. :D
Monday, April 8, 2013
Returning to Battlefield Heroes...
HOLY FUCK BALLS! They've added so much shit into the game it really made the entire game UNBALNCED AS FUCKING HELL. Some of the weapons were over powered as fuck, the game is buggy as hell, and whole lot of bull shit EASY did to this game. There are so many negatives from this F2P I have to explain them by starting with the items. You always start out stock and other weapons are worth points and funds. To get points you need to rank up, win a match, and doing missions. Missions are like achievement points based on kills, kills on a specific weapon, captures, wins, and all kinds of crap. Items cost about over 100 points and funds. You probably can tell where this is going, but I'll keep explaining it anyways. I believe back in the old days of BF:H you can purchase weapons, items, taunts, health, and abilities by using BF points for your hero to use during battle. Here is the downfall. There are a few items that are worth points and have a time limit to use (1 day - 1 month) and a SHIT TON OF FUNDED ITEMS. You get very less items worth cheap points and shit ton of funded items that are much more worth it. Items worth funds go for over 500 - 10,000 funds making your BF points worthless. You have to pay money to get funds and cheapest you can buy is 5000 which is about $7. Pretty much this F2P game has pretty much become a "Pay 2 Win" game. Another thing is that this game takes place in a WWII themed battle and they put out new content that are totally NOT related to WWII. All of the new items are either before WWII or after WWII making the game not make any sense at all. I ain't saying the game is not realistic how the fuck is it close to realism? Games aren't meant to be realistic, but I know for sure that games shouldn't be mixed up with events.
A multiplayer isn't fun without balance...it didn't have it. Team balance was the main issue in the game because of the hero creating system. It's a fun feature to have, but it just defeats the purpose of joining teams. You pretty much have to decide out of 3 heroes to be on Royals or Nationals team. Default of heroes to have is three, but you can make more if you pay over 2000 funds for it. Weapons weren't so bad in the game they were the only thing that was balanced, until the new shit came in and totally destroyed the whole balanceness again and completely. Most of your OP weapons are worth funds so again another reason of making an F2P a P2W. It's fucking ridiculous to play with people who've used their funds to buy OP ass weapons so they can win easily. Commando's melee weapons are OP and they can kill you in like 2 hits with their fast running, Gunners have become EXTREMELY OP as fuck making them the ultimate weapon for winning instantly, and Soldiers...well they ain't OP...they are just weak as fuck. All these weapons just made the Soldier class useless and it's fucking wrong to have unbalanced classes along with teams. In fact, I believe the team names are unbalanced too. Nationals have some good shit, but I believe they are too good against the Royals. It looks like the Nationals are more powerful than the Royals which doesn't make any fucking sense. Now I know why people play as the Nationals more than Royals because the National's weapons are god damn OP. People play a lot as Gunner because he's the only class who us powerful as fuck to take out an entire team and win the entire match in 5 fucking minutes. Gunner is extremely over powered than the Heavy Weapons Guy in Team Fortress 2.
There are many bugs in the game and so far hasn't been fixed, but what did you expect from an EA game? The matchmaking is balls compared to TF2's matchmaking system. It's fast, but it brings you to a lot of empty servers, brings you to only ONE active server, and sometimes doesn't even want to bring to a server at all. Sometimes when you try to log in with your class hero to play BF:H it will have an error a few times even when your internet connection is completely fine. Their servers are shit of course so I ain't gonna go further. There are lots and lots of bugs in this game I'm not even gonna explain it all cuz all of it is mostly EA logic.
This really pisses me off to see a good F2P become a unabalanced as fuck P2W game. This doesn't even feel like a fucking F2P game at all. Sure you can "play 4 free," but you have to "pay 2 win." That really is an EA game for ya right there. Even though I've explained a lot of things wrong with the game and pretty much piss me off there is one thing that pisses me off more than what I've just explained...how it'll affect new players. That's right, I'm talking about the newbies. Someone new decides to play BF:H for the first time and they see all that good shit they don't have and then they get their asses kicked HARD by those players. These new players will be killed A LOT in that game and with all those players using their OP as fuck weapons against the newbies it makes them IMPOSSIBLE to compete with. It's like this; try to compare this with TF2. In TF2, when a newbie plays he will start sucking on his first time playing, but the more he plays the better he gets and its all good. In Battlefield Heroes it's a different story. You see, in BF:H, a newbie plays for the first time and starts sucking. He tries and tries against the over powered team and pretty much makes the player feel like shit. TF2 you ain't so bad, BF:H you are COMPLETELY shit. There is NO FUCKING WAY a newbie can face an OP player and team and without any good weapons like theirs you are pretty much USELESS. Making YOU the SHITTIEST PLAYER in BF:H. Skill won't work when it comes to these guys it's all trial and error. It is REALLY REALLY SAD to see a new player experiencing their first time in BF:H by getting their asses killed in seconds by the unbalanceness and over poweredness in that game.
If you are a BF:H veteran whose played this game for 4 years or more I know how you must feel when a good F2P battlefield game becomes another piece of shit EA game. I too am disappointed to see the good BF:H die and become a unbalanced as fuck game. If you are new to BF:H I would advise you not to spend your time on this game if you cannot afford funds. I would suggest playing TF2 instead of BF:H. All I can say to you new players who've just got into BF:H today is that you've missed out the fun and it'll NEVER return.
Monday, December 31, 2012
My Top 5 Favorite Movies of 2012
You've seen my top 5 games of 2012, but if you haven't you can check them out later after you check out my top 5 favorite movies of 2012. Let's begin shall we?
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5. 21 Jump street
I've never seen the 1987 TV series of 21 Jump Street, but seeing this made my LMFAO. 21 Jump Street is about 2 former classmates who meet again at police academy and were reassigned to a revived specialty division on 21 Jump Street. The movie had a lot of funny moments and I've seen Jonah Hill in a lot of fuckin movies lately and he's still a pretty funny guy. The TV series was more a drama than a comedy and after seeing the comedy movie of it I wanted to see if the TV series is worth watching too. I'm not much into drama television shows, but I think seeing a few episodes won't hurt a bit lol. If you like funny police comedy movies, then this movie should be good for you.
4. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
God blogger is such a pain in the ass to get the pictures placed right...oh we starting another movie? Shit sorry!
Anyways, I enjoyed the LOTR trilogy even though I haven't read the books, but understand what they are about. I've seen the Hobbit movie and I thought it was great. Again, I haven't read the Hobbit books either, but I understand what they are about and what's going on. If you guys are not familiar with the Hobbit, it is a three part story that takes place before Lord of the Rings stories. I was very happy when Peter Jackson was making the Hobbit series because if it was another director...well I would still see it, but I wouldn't enjoy it as much. The Hobbit has some cool and funny moments in the movie. The movie had more humor than the seriousness of the story. I really thought too much humor was going to kill the movie, but it really didn't. I would recommend seeing this movie if you are into the whole Hobbit/LotR things.
3. Wreck-It Ralph
I'm a huge gamer! Back in my childhood I was a big Nintendo freak. When I was like 7 years old, I wished that there would be a movie that would be full of video game characters like Mario, Bowser, Link, Donkey Kong, and others. My wish came true 13 years later. Wreck-It Ralph is a Disney family animation film about a video game character named Ralph who is a bad guy in his own game called by the same name as the movie. He's always tired of being the bad guy because no one respects him like a good guy. Just because he's a bad guy in his video game, doesn't mean he is REALLY a bad guy. What I really loved about the movie is that it also has lots of known video game character cameos like Zangief from Street Fighter, Bowser from Super Mario Bros, Zombie from House of the Dead, Orange ghost from Pac-Man, Q-bert from Q-bert...duh, and Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog...he has a lot of cameos. Another thing I love about the movie is that it shows the viewers what the gaming era was like back then before the whole Call of Duty bull shit. I was born in 1992 and my very first Nintendo game was Super Mario Bros. 3. If you are a big gamer and love to see a animated movie that's all about old school video games, then Wreck-It Ralph is the movie for you. Also too bad Mario never made an appearance in the movie. :c
2. The Avengers
I love all the Marvel comics and movies...except Spider-Man 3. From the movies Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, etc. they all join up together and form as the Avengers. This is one of my favorite Marvel movies of the year. This movie has some kick ass action, funny ass humor, and our great actors stick to their characters for this amazing movie. I was so hyped to see this movie I finally got to see it the day after release. This is like one of the most popular viewed movie of this year because of it's kick assness from one of our favorite Marvel super heros. Now you may be asking me this, "If this is the most popular movie of 2012, why isn't it your #1 movie of 2012?" Welp, I wanted this to be my #1 movie of 2012, but there is one movie that had my curiosity, but then it had my attention.
1. Django Unchained
Mother fuckin Tarantino has done it again. Django Unchained is one BADASS spaghetti western film. An amazing performance from Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Samuel L. Jackson. The movie had some mother fuckin badass scenes, amazing acting, awesome soundtrack, and ah jesus christ everything was badass. This movie is bloody as hell...I'm not fucking kidding. When it comes to Tarantino films they're always bloody and badass. In this verison of the Django movie it's all about a Black slave named Django (Jamie Foxx) who was bought free from Dr. Schultz (Christoph Waltz) and partner's up with Schultz to become a bounty hunter and try to find his slave wife. Jamie Foxx is badass in the movie, Christoph Waltz is awesome in the movie, Leonardo DiCaprio was outstanding but I was hoping he was going to have a bigger role in the movie despite all the movie trailers I've seen because he had bigger roles in the trailers lol. Samuel L. Jackson is hilarious in the movie and pretty damn good. I've seen this movie twice because of how badass it is. This is definitely my movie of the year and pretty much any movie that is made by Tarantino is always going to be my movie of the year. Now I know there has been some critical responses about the movie using up the word "Nigger" a lot in the movie...about over 100. To all you African American's saying this movie has been offending to you guys, including you Spike Lee, you need to fucking chill. This is only a movie! Also, the movie takes place in the 1800s and there was still slavery back then until the Civil War. I mean seriously, when Roots came out, did you guys complain about that? I'm not sure if you did, but it's the same thing. The miniseries took place with slavery in the 1700s and Django Unchained took place with slavery in the 1800s. Anyways, I would say you guys should see this movie. If you like blood, gore, action, and Tarantino badassary then this is the movie for you. Taratino, you are my hero! :3
Here is my favorite part of the movie soundtrack.
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Welp that just about does it for my top 5 favorite movies and games of 2012. I will starting doing this every year when the year ends. I hope you all have a great New Years eve, try not to get into any trouble.
See you guys in 2013! :)
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5. 21 Jump street
I've never seen the 1987 TV series of 21 Jump Street, but seeing this made my LMFAO. 21 Jump Street is about 2 former classmates who meet again at police academy and were reassigned to a revived specialty division on 21 Jump Street. The movie had a lot of funny moments and I've seen Jonah Hill in a lot of fuckin movies lately and he's still a pretty funny guy. The TV series was more a drama than a comedy and after seeing the comedy movie of it I wanted to see if the TV series is worth watching too. I'm not much into drama television shows, but I think seeing a few episodes won't hurt a bit lol. If you like funny police comedy movies, then this movie should be good for you.
4. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
God blogger is such a pain in the ass to get the pictures placed right...oh we starting another movie? Shit sorry!
Anyways, I enjoyed the LOTR trilogy even though I haven't read the books, but understand what they are about. I've seen the Hobbit movie and I thought it was great. Again, I haven't read the Hobbit books either, but I understand what they are about and what's going on. If you guys are not familiar with the Hobbit, it is a three part story that takes place before Lord of the Rings stories. I was very happy when Peter Jackson was making the Hobbit series because if it was another director...well I would still see it, but I wouldn't enjoy it as much. The Hobbit has some cool and funny moments in the movie. The movie had more humor than the seriousness of the story. I really thought too much humor was going to kill the movie, but it really didn't. I would recommend seeing this movie if you are into the whole Hobbit/LotR things.
3. Wreck-It Ralph
2. The Avengers
1. Django Unchained
Here is my favorite part of the movie soundtrack.
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Welp that just about does it for my top 5 favorite movies and games of 2012. I will starting doing this every year when the year ends. I hope you all have a great New Years eve, try not to get into any trouble.
See you guys in 2013! :)
Sunday, December 30, 2012
My Top 5 Favorite Games of 2012
2012 has finally come to end...well tomorrow anyways. All I can say is this year pretty much sucked, but there were some good games and movies that came out that same year. For the first time, I'll be listing my top 5 favorite games and movies of this year. First I'm going listing the top 5 games I loved this year. I'll be listing them in order of how much I loved the game. Here is my top 5 favorite games of 2012!
At #5 on my top 5 games is Rockstar's Max Payne 3. I recently played Max Payne's 1 and 2 this year just to be ready for Max Payne 3 and I love all of them. When it comes to Rockstar games they are never seem to get the PC posting right. For example, GTA IV on the PC was just crap and use to be unplayable and as of right now it is playable, but does have some graphic issues and its performance is crap and it was fun to play with mods on there. L.A. Noire had the same problem like the 30 frame cap and the muddy looking facial animations (which was done by facial motion capture.) Took awhile for Rockstar to get it right for L.A.Noire, but failed and released it as it is. Finally, when Max Payne 3 was released on PC after console release the game's performance was perfect. After all that trouble with the previous Rockstar games ported to PC they finally got it right. The gameplay is great, the story was great, and it has its gory moments in the game which are pretty cool. I never found the multiplayer that great, but it's good for when you're bored and don't feel like playing fucking Call of Duty Black Ops 2 or w/e. The game is also hard as hell too, but the game becomes generous and gives you extra pain killers if you die so many times which is helpful in some parts. The cutscenes are cinematic and good, but the whole drug looking effects get annoying as hell. I always think the camera man did acid while catching all the footage lol. Max Payne is fun and has it's badass moments in the game. I would recommend getting this game for either console or PC. Also bald Max Payne is kind of laughable.
4. Dishonored
At #4, we have the first person assassin game Dishonored. I didn't know much about this game until I played it for the first time. I find this game more like a first person Assassin's Creed kind of game. I loved the gameplay, characters, story, and the weapons. I enjoyed killing enemies with all kinds of weapons and doing close attacks with my blade. I played this game for hours just to complete it and enjoyed every minute of it. The thing I really love about the game is when you eliminate your target you have many choices how you want to kill them. Thanks to the quick saving, you can have fun killing your target with every weapon and it does has it's funny moments. I like fucking around with Havelock. That guy is a fucking crack up when you keep killing him for fun. (SPOILER: He's a bad guy anyways.)
3. Borderlands 2
Borderlands 1 was a good RPG first person shooter game, but Borderlands 2 makes the game better than ever. Borderlands 2 has lots of improvements over the first game. They gave this game more story than just a do this mission, kill bad guys, earn rewards. The gameplay is fun, the graphics are improved, the story is great, has some funny jokes in the game, weapons are sexy, and the characters are awesome. Everything about this game is awesome. I really loved the characters in the game including our old characters like Brick, Roland, Mordecai, Lilith, Dr. Zed, Marcus, and the sexy Mad Moxxi...oh yeah and Claptrap...ugh annoying than ever now. The new characters are cool too, but one of my favorite characters in the game is Handsome Jack. Handsome Jack is like one of my favorite villains in 2012 games. The DLCs are worth playing like Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage. Mr. Torgue is a funny ass mother fucker. "BLOW JOBS!!!"
2. Far Cry 3
Have I ever tell you the definition of Insanity? No? Well, I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you how insane this game is. Far Cry 3 is a major improvement over the 2nd Far Cry, but this game is the best Far Cry game. This game has to be one of my favorite first person shooters of the year. It has a insane story, insane gameplay, pretty much everything about this game is insanely epic. The best thing about the game is that it a is an open world sandbox game. Far Cry 2 was a sandbox game too, but didn't really have much of a story and it was completely a mess. The environment in the game is absolutely beautiful with its amazing graphics it makes you want to fap to it lol. The game also has some fun side missions if you want to spend more time on the game like animal hunting, wanted dead, and side story missions which are not that great, but if you want more EXP. The mini games are fun like the knife throws, shoot outs, and the best version of poker since Red Dead Redemption...seriously the poker game in FC3 is the best mini game. I don't really like the characters in the game except for the main villain of the game Vaas. I find Vaas more of a villain than Handsome Jack with his creepiness. He's the kind of person who likes to stalk you around and gives you the look on how much he wants to molest you. Sorry Jack, but Vaas has won my Favorite Villain of the Year. I still like ya still Jack. Oh I forgot, the co-op has its own story and introduces 4 characters you get to play as. I haven't completed the co-op yet, but it is fun and it feels a bit linear than open. Again with the multiplayer I haven't bothered with it, but I heard it's a bit boring. One last thing, THANK YOU UBISOFT FOR FINALLY ADDING A FUCKING WINDOWED MODE SUPPORT!
1. Telltale's The Walking Dead Season 1
I love the comic, I love the AMC TV series, and when I played Telltale's The Walking Dead game series I was blown away of how fucking amazing this game was. I'll be honest, I'm not much into point and click games because they were a bit boring and I always get lost on something and just say "FUCK IT I'M DONE," but when I played this I was totally hooked on to it and started to love it. When playing the Walking Dead, it felt more like an animated movie than a point and click game. Telltales did an amazing job on the story of the game. The characters are amazing as well. This game has some of it's moments like some are funny, badass, and emotional. Once you play this game it will get you hard. I fucking cried at some of the saddest moments including the ending. The amazing thing about the game is that you take control of the story as Lee Everett. You can make Lee careful, become an asshole, or you can make Lee just be silent through out the whole season. You also get some choices to who you want to save or kill and there are some very tough decisions. This is a game where it makes you want to play it over and over again to change up the story a bit. The Walking Dead is my Game of the Year and if you haven't played the Walking Dead yet buy the game now. Get for Steam, Xbox, PS3, or mobile whatever you want to do. You will love this game. Can't wait for a second season. Telltales you are fucking amazing!
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Welp, that was my top 5 favorite games of this year. I know i wrote my reviews a bit lazy, but hell these are still great games and if you haven't played them yet, get these games now and play them and I guarantee you will like them. My Top 5 Movies of 2012 will be posted tomorrow.
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5. Max Payne 3
4. Dishonored
At #4, we have the first person assassin game Dishonored. I didn't know much about this game until I played it for the first time. I find this game more like a first person Assassin's Creed kind of game. I loved the gameplay, characters, story, and the weapons. I enjoyed killing enemies with all kinds of weapons and doing close attacks with my blade. I played this game for hours just to complete it and enjoyed every minute of it. The thing I really love about the game is when you eliminate your target you have many choices how you want to kill them. Thanks to the quick saving, you can have fun killing your target with every weapon and it does has it's funny moments. I like fucking around with Havelock. That guy is a fucking crack up when you keep killing him for fun. (SPOILER: He's a bad guy anyways.)
3. Borderlands 2
2. Far Cry 3
Have I ever tell you the definition of Insanity? No? Well, I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you how insane this game is. Far Cry 3 is a major improvement over the 2nd Far Cry, but this game is the best Far Cry game. This game has to be one of my favorite first person shooters of the year. It has a insane story, insane gameplay, pretty much everything about this game is insanely epic. The best thing about the game is that it a is an open world sandbox game. Far Cry 2 was a sandbox game too, but didn't really have much of a story and it was completely a mess. The environment in the game is absolutely beautiful with its amazing graphics it makes you want to fap to it lol. The game also has some fun side missions if you want to spend more time on the game like animal hunting, wanted dead, and side story missions which are not that great, but if you want more EXP. The mini games are fun like the knife throws, shoot outs, and the best version of poker since Red Dead Redemption...seriously the poker game in FC3 is the best mini game. I don't really like the characters in the game except for the main villain of the game Vaas. I find Vaas more of a villain than Handsome Jack with his creepiness. He's the kind of person who likes to stalk you around and gives you the look on how much he wants to molest you. Sorry Jack, but Vaas has won my Favorite Villain of the Year. I still like ya still Jack. Oh I forgot, the co-op has its own story and introduces 4 characters you get to play as. I haven't completed the co-op yet, but it is fun and it feels a bit linear than open. Again with the multiplayer I haven't bothered with it, but I heard it's a bit boring. One last thing, THANK YOU UBISOFT FOR FINALLY ADDING A FUCKING WINDOWED MODE SUPPORT!
1. Telltale's The Walking Dead Season 1
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Welp, that was my top 5 favorite games of this year. I know i wrote my reviews a bit lazy, but hell these are still great games and if you haven't played them yet, get these games now and play them and I guarantee you will like them. My Top 5 Movies of 2012 will be posted tomorrow.
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