Monday, December 31, 2012

My Top 5 Favorite Movies of 2012

You've seen my top 5 games of 2012, but if you haven't you can check them out later after you check out my top 5 favorite movies of 2012. Let's begin shall we?
5. 21 Jump street

I've never seen the 1987 TV series of 21 Jump Street, but seeing this made my LMFAO. 21 Jump Street is about 2 former classmates who meet again at police academy and were reassigned to a revived specialty division on 21 Jump Street. The movie had a lot of funny moments and I've seen Jonah Hill in a lot of fuckin movies lately and he's still a pretty funny guy. The TV series was more a drama than a comedy and after seeing the comedy movie of it I wanted to see if the TV series is worth watching too. I'm not much into drama television shows, but I think seeing a few episodes won't hurt a bit lol. If you like funny police comedy movies, then this movie should be good for you.

4. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

God blogger is such a pain in the ass to get the pictures placed right...oh we starting another movie? Shit sorry!

Anyways, I enjoyed the LOTR trilogy even though I haven't read the books, but understand what they are about. I've seen the Hobbit movie and I thought it was great. Again, I haven't read the Hobbit books either, but I understand what they are about and what's going on. If you guys are not familiar with the Hobbit, it is a three part story that takes place before Lord of the Rings stories. I was very happy when Peter Jackson was making the Hobbit series because if it was another director...well I would still see it, but I wouldn't enjoy it as much. The Hobbit has some cool and funny moments in the movie. The movie had more humor than the seriousness of the story. I really thought too much humor was going to kill the movie, but it really didn't. I would recommend seeing this movie if you are into the whole Hobbit/LotR things.

3. Wreck-It Ralph
I'm a huge gamer! Back in my childhood I was a big Nintendo freak. When I was like 7 years old, I wished that there would be a movie that would be full of video game characters like Mario, Bowser, Link, Donkey Kong, and others. My wish came true 13 years later. Wreck-It Ralph is a Disney family animation film about a video game character named Ralph who is a bad guy in his own game called by the same name as the movie. He's always tired of being the bad guy because no one respects him like a good guy. Just because he's a bad guy in his video game, doesn't mean he is REALLY a bad guy. What I really loved about the movie is that it also has lots of known video game character cameos like Zangief from Street Fighter, Bowser from Super Mario Bros, Zombie from House of the Dead, Orange ghost from Pac-Man, Q-bert from Q-bert...duh, and Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog...he has a lot of cameos. Another thing I love about the movie is that it shows the viewers what the gaming era was like back then before the whole Call of Duty bull shit. I was born in 1992 and my very first Nintendo game was Super Mario Bros. 3. If you are a big gamer and love to see a animated movie that's all about old school video games, then Wreck-It Ralph is the movie for you. Also too bad Mario never made an appearance in the movie. :c

2. The Avengers
I love all the Marvel comics and movies...except Spider-Man 3. From the movies Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, etc. they all join up together and form as the Avengers. This is one of my favorite Marvel movies of the year. This movie has some kick ass action, funny ass humor, and our great actors stick to their characters for this amazing movie. I was so hyped to see this movie I finally got to see it the day after release. This is like one of the most popular viewed movie of this year because of it's kick assness from one of our favorite Marvel super heros. Now you may be asking me this, "If this is the most popular movie of 2012, why isn't it your #1 movie of 2012?" Welp, I wanted this to be my #1 movie of 2012, but there is one movie that had my curiosity, but then it had my attention.

1. Django Unchained
Mother fuckin Tarantino has done it again. Django Unchained is one BADASS spaghetti western film. An amazing performance from Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Samuel L. Jackson. The movie had some mother fuckin badass scenes, amazing acting, awesome soundtrack, and ah jesus christ everything was badass. This movie is bloody as hell...I'm not fucking kidding. When it comes to Tarantino films they're always bloody and badass. In this verison of the Django movie it's all about a Black slave named Django (Jamie Foxx) who was bought free from Dr. Schultz (Christoph Waltz) and partner's up with Schultz to become a bounty hunter and try to find his slave wife. Jamie Foxx is badass in the movie, Christoph Waltz is awesome in the movie, Leonardo DiCaprio was outstanding but I was hoping he was going to have a bigger role in the movie despite all the movie trailers I've seen because he had bigger roles in the trailers lol. Samuel L. Jackson is hilarious in the movie and pretty damn good. I've seen this movie twice because of how badass it is. This is definitely my movie of the year and pretty much any movie that is made by Tarantino is always going to be my movie of the year. Now I know there has been some critical responses about the movie using up the word "Nigger" a lot in the movie...about over 100. To all you African American's saying this movie has been offending to you guys, including you Spike Lee, you need to fucking chill. This is only a movie! Also, the movie takes place in the 1800s and there was still slavery back then until the Civil War. I mean seriously, when Roots came out, did you guys complain about that? I'm not sure if you did, but it's the same thing. The miniseries took place with slavery in the 1700s and Django Unchained took place with slavery in the 1800s. Anyways, I would say you guys should see this movie. If you like blood, gore, action, and Tarantino badassary then this is the movie for you. Taratino, you are my hero! :3

Here is my favorite part of the movie soundtrack.

Welp that just about does it for my top 5 favorite movies and games of 2012. I will starting doing this every year when the year ends. I hope you all have a great New Years eve, try not to get into any trouble.

See you guys in 2013! :)

Sunday, December 30, 2012

My Top 5 Favorite Games of 2012

2012 has finally come to end...well tomorrow anyways. All I can say is this year pretty much sucked, but there were some good games and movies that came out that same year. For the first time, I'll be listing my top 5 favorite games and movies of this year. First I'm going listing the top 5 games I loved this year. I'll be listing them in order of how much I loved the game. Here is my top 5 favorite games of 2012!
5. Max Payne 3
At #5 on my top 5 games is Rockstar's Max Payne 3. I recently played Max Payne's 1 and 2 this year just to be ready for Max Payne 3 and I love all of them. When it comes to Rockstar games they are never seem to get the PC posting right. For example, GTA IV on the PC was just crap and use to be unplayable and as of right now it is playable, but does have some graphic issues and its performance is crap and it was fun to play with mods on there. L.A. Noire had the same problem like the 30 frame cap and the muddy looking facial animations (which was done by facial motion capture.) Took awhile for Rockstar to get it right for L.A.Noire, but failed and released it as it is. Finally, when Max Payne 3 was released on PC after console release the game's performance was perfect. After all that trouble with the previous Rockstar games ported to PC they finally got it right. The gameplay is great, the story was great, and it has its gory moments in the game which are pretty cool. I never found the multiplayer that great, but it's good for when you're bored and don't feel like playing fucking Call of Duty Black Ops 2 or w/e. The game is also hard as hell too, but the game becomes generous and gives you extra pain killers if you die so many times which is helpful in some parts. The cutscenes are cinematic and good, but the whole drug looking effects get annoying as hell. I always think the camera man did acid while catching all the footage lol. Max Payne is fun and has it's badass moments in the game. I would recommend getting this game for either console or PC. Also bald Max Payne is kind of laughable.

4. Dishonored

At #4, we have the first person assassin game Dishonored. I didn't know much about this game until I played it for the first time. I find this game more like a first person Assassin's Creed kind of game. I loved the gameplay, characters, story, and the weapons. I enjoyed killing enemies with all kinds of weapons and doing close attacks with my blade. I played this game for hours just to complete it and enjoyed every minute of it. The thing I really love about the game is when you eliminate your target you have many choices how you want to kill them. Thanks to the quick saving, you can have fun killing your target with every weapon and it does has it's funny moments. I like fucking around with Havelock. That guy is a fucking crack up when you keep killing him for fun. (SPOILER: He's a bad guy anyways.)

3. Borderlands 2
Borderlands 1 was a good RPG first person shooter game, but Borderlands 2 makes the game better than ever. Borderlands 2 has lots of improvements over the first game. They gave this game more story than just a  do this mission, kill bad guys, earn rewards. The gameplay is fun, the graphics are improved, the story is great, has some funny jokes in the game, weapons are sexy, and the characters are awesome. Everything about this game is awesome. I really loved the characters in the game including our old characters like Brick, Roland, Mordecai, Lilith, Dr. Zed, Marcus, and the sexy Mad Moxxi...oh yeah and Claptrap...ugh annoying than ever now. The new characters are cool too, but one of my favorite characters in the game is Handsome Jack. Handsome Jack is like one of my favorite villains in 2012 games. The DLCs are worth playing like Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage. Mr. Torgue is a funny ass mother fucker. "BLOW JOBS!!!"

2. Far Cry 3

Have I ever tell you the definition of Insanity? No? Well, I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you how insane this game is. Far Cry 3 is a major improvement over the 2nd Far Cry, but this game is the best Far Cry game. This game has to be one of my favorite first person shooters of the year. It has a insane story, insane gameplay, pretty much everything about this game is insanely epic. The best thing about the game is that it a is an open world sandbox game. Far Cry 2 was a sandbox game too, but didn't really have much of a story and it was completely a mess. The environment in the game is absolutely beautiful with its amazing graphics it makes you want to fap to it lol. The game also has some fun side missions if you want to spend more time on the game like animal hunting, wanted dead, and side story missions which are not that great, but if you want more EXP. The mini games are fun like the knife throws, shoot outs, and the best version of poker since Red Dead Redemption...seriously the poker game in FC3 is the best mini game.  I don't really like the characters in the game except for the main villain of the game Vaas. I find Vaas more of a villain than Handsome Jack with his creepiness. He's the kind of person who likes to stalk you around and gives you the look on how much he wants to molest you. Sorry Jack, but Vaas has won my Favorite Villain of the Year. I still like ya still Jack. Oh I forgot, the co-op has its own story and introduces 4 characters you get to play as. I haven't completed the co-op yet, but it is fun and it feels a bit linear than open. Again with the multiplayer I haven't bothered with it, but I heard it's a bit boring. One last thing, THANK YOU UBISOFT FOR FINALLY ADDING A FUCKING WINDOWED MODE SUPPORT!

1. Telltale's The Walking Dead Season 1
I love the comic, I love the AMC TV series, and when I played Telltale's The Walking Dead game series I was blown away of how fucking amazing this game was.  I'll be honest, I'm not much into point and click games because they were a bit boring and I always get lost on something and just say "FUCK IT I'M DONE," but when I played this I was totally hooked on to it and started to love it. When playing the Walking Dead, it felt more like an animated movie than a point and click game. Telltales did an amazing job on the story of the game. The characters are amazing as well. This game has some of it's moments like some are funny, badass, and emotional. Once you play this game it will get you hard. I fucking cried at some of the saddest moments including the ending. The amazing thing about the game is that you take control of the story as Lee Everett. You can make Lee careful, become an asshole, or you can make Lee just be silent through out the whole season. You also get some choices to who you want to save or kill and there are some very tough decisions. This is a game where it makes you want to play it over and over again to change up the story a bit. The Walking Dead is my Game of the Year and if you haven't played the Walking Dead yet buy the game now. Get for Steam, Xbox, PS3, or mobile whatever you want to do. You will love this game. Can't wait for a second season. Telltales you are fucking amazing!
Welp, that was my top 5 favorite games of this year. I know i wrote my reviews a bit lazy, but hell these are still great games and if you haven't played them yet, get these games now and play them and I guarantee you will like them. My Top 5 Movies of 2012 will be posted tomorrow.