Returning to Battlefield Heroes...

     Battlefield Heroes! I remember playing this game back in 2009. For those who are not familiar with this game, Battlefield Heroes is an F2P third person shooter game made by DICE and EASY. This game is an cartoony WWII styled Battlefield game kind of like Team Fortress 2, but much more cartoony and a third person shooter. When you first log in to BF:H site you get to create 3 of your heroes. You can choose your hero to be part of the Royals (British/Merica team) or the Nationals (Nazi Germany team). There are 3 types of classes and they're Commando (Stealthy Sniper/Spy class), Soldier (Normal Assault Rifleman class), and Gunner (Heavy Weapons class.) Create your hero, give him a good name, start the game and have fun. It's been 3 - 4 years since I last played this F2P game and I finally got back into the game to have some more fun. When I got back on the game there were lots and lots of changes in the game and after playing it again I said to myself this, "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS GAME?!?!?!"

     HOLY FUCK BALLS! They've added so much shit into the game it really made the entire game UNBALNCED AS FUCKING HELL. Some of the weapons were over powered as fuck, the game is buggy as hell, and whole lot of bull shit EASY did to this game. There are so many negatives from this F2P I have to explain them by starting with the items. You always start out stock and other weapons are worth points and funds. To get points you need to rank up, win a match, and doing missions. Missions are like achievement points based on kills, kills on a specific weapon, captures, wins, and all kinds of crap. Items cost about over 100 points and funds. You probably can tell where this is going, but I'll keep explaining it anyways. I believe back in the old days of BF:H you can purchase weapons, items, taunts, health, and abilities by using BF points for your hero to use during battle. Here is the downfall. There are a few items that are worth points and have a time limit to use (1 day - 1 month) and a SHIT TON OF FUNDED ITEMS. You get very less items worth cheap points and shit ton of funded items that are much more worth it. Items worth funds go for over 500 - 10,000 funds making your BF points worthless. You have to pay money to get funds and cheapest you can buy is 5000 which is about $7. Pretty much this F2P game has pretty much become a "Pay 2 Win" game. Another thing is that this game takes place in a WWII themed battle and they put out new content that are totally NOT related to WWII. All of the new items are either before WWII or after WWII making the game not make any sense at all. I ain't saying the game is not realistic how the fuck is it close to realism? Games aren't meant to be realistic, but I know for sure that games shouldn't be mixed up with events.

     A multiplayer isn't fun without balance...it didn't have it. Team balance was the main issue in the game because of the hero creating system. It's a fun feature to have, but it just defeats the purpose of joining teams. You pretty much have to decide out of 3 heroes to be on Royals or Nationals team. Default of heroes to have is three, but you can make more if you pay over 2000 funds for it. Weapons weren't so bad in the game they were the only thing that was balanced, until the new shit came in and totally destroyed the whole balanceness again and completely. Most of your OP weapons are worth funds so again another reason of making an F2P a P2W. It's fucking ridiculous to play with people who've used their funds to buy OP ass weapons so they can win easily. Commando's melee weapons are OP and they can kill you in like 2 hits with their fast running, Gunners have become EXTREMELY OP as fuck making them the ultimate weapon for winning instantly, and Soldiers...well they ain't OP...they are just weak as fuck. All these weapons just made the Soldier class useless and it's fucking wrong to have unbalanced classes along with teams. In fact, I believe the team names are unbalanced too. Nationals have some good shit, but I believe they are too good against the Royals. It looks like the Nationals are more powerful than the Royals which doesn't make any fucking sense. Now I know why people play as the Nationals more than Royals because the National's weapons are god damn OP. People play a lot as Gunner because he's the only class who us powerful as fuck to take out an entire team and win the entire match in 5 fucking minutes. Gunner is extremely over powered than the Heavy Weapons Guy in Team Fortress 2.

     There are many bugs in the game and so far hasn't been fixed, but what did you expect from an EA game? The matchmaking is balls compared to TF2's matchmaking system. It's fast, but it brings you to a lot of empty servers, brings you to only ONE active server, and sometimes doesn't even want to bring to a server at all. Sometimes when you try to log in with your class hero to play BF:H it will have an error a few times even when your internet connection is completely fine. Their servers are shit of course so I ain't gonna go further. There are lots and lots of bugs in this game I'm not even gonna explain it all cuz all of it is mostly EA logic.

     This really pisses me off to see a good F2P become a unabalanced as fuck P2W game. This doesn't even feel like a fucking F2P game at all. Sure you can "play 4 free," but you have to "pay 2 win." That really is an EA game for ya right there. Even though I've explained a lot of things wrong with the game and pretty much piss me off there is one thing that pisses me off more than what I've just explained...how it'll affect new players. That's right, I'm talking about the newbies. Someone new decides to play BF:H for the first time and they see all that good shit they don't have and then they get their asses kicked HARD by those players. These new players will be killed A LOT in that game and with all those players using their OP as fuck weapons against the newbies it makes them IMPOSSIBLE to compete with. It's like this; try to compare this with TF2. In TF2, when a newbie plays he will start sucking on his first time playing, but the more he plays the better he gets and its all good. In Battlefield Heroes it's a different story. You see, in BF:H, a newbie plays for the first time and starts sucking. He tries and tries against the over powered team and pretty much makes the player feel like shit. TF2 you ain't so bad, BF:H you are COMPLETELY shit. There is NO FUCKING WAY a newbie can face an OP player and team and without any good weapons like theirs you are pretty much USELESS. Making YOU the SHITTIEST PLAYER in BF:H. Skill won't work when it comes to these guys it's all trial and error. It is REALLY REALLY SAD to see a new player experiencing their first time in BF:H by getting their asses killed in seconds by the unbalanceness and over poweredness in that game.

     If you are a BF:H veteran whose played this game for 4 years or more I know how you must feel when a good F2P battlefield game becomes another piece of shit EA game. I too am disappointed to see the good BF:H die and become a unbalanced as fuck game. If you are new to BF:H I would advise you not to spend your time on this game if you cannot afford funds. I would suggest playing TF2 instead of BF:H. All I can say to you new players who've just got into BF:H today is that you've missed out the fun and it'll NEVER return.    

My Top 5 Favorite Movies of 2012

You've seen my top 5 games of 2012, but if you haven't you can check them out later after you check out my top 5 favorite movies of 2012. Let's begin shall we?
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5. 21 Jump street

I've never seen the 1987 TV series of 21 Jump Street, but seeing this made my LMFAO. 21 Jump Street is about 2 former classmates who meet again at police academy and were reassigned to a revived specialty division on 21 Jump Street. The movie had a lot of funny moments and I've seen Jonah Hill in a lot of fuckin movies lately and he's still a pretty funny guy. The TV series was more a drama than a comedy and after seeing the comedy movie of it I wanted to see if the TV series is worth watching too. I'm not much into drama television shows, but I think seeing a few episodes won't hurt a bit lol. If you like funny police comedy movies, then this movie should be good for you.

4. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

God blogger is such a pain in the ass to get the pictures placed right...oh we starting another movie? Shit sorry!

Anyways, I enjoyed the LOTR trilogy even though I haven't read the books, but understand what they are about. I've seen the Hobbit movie and I thought it was great. Again, I haven't read the Hobbit books either, but I understand what they are about and what's going on. If you guys are not familiar with the Hobbit, it is a three part story that takes place before Lord of the Rings stories. I was very happy when Peter Jackson was making the Hobbit series because if it was another director...well I would still see it, but I wouldn't enjoy it as much. The Hobbit has some cool and funny moments in the movie. The movie had more humor than the seriousness of the story. I really thought too much humor was going to kill the movie, but it really didn't. I would recommend seeing this movie if you are into the whole Hobbit/LotR things.

3. Wreck-It Ralph

I'm a huge gamer! Back in my childhood I was a big Nintendo freak. When I was like 7 years old, I wished that there would be a movie that would be full of video game characters like Mario, Bowser, Link, Donkey Kong, and others. My wish came true 13 years later. Wreck-It Ralph is a Disney family animation film about a video game character named Ralph who is a bad guy in his own game called by the same name as the movie. He's always tired of being the bad guy because no one respects him like a good guy. Just because he's a bad guy in his video game, doesn't mean he is REALLY a bad guy. What I really loved about the movie is that it also has lots of known video game character cameos like Zangief from Street Fighter, Bowser from Super Mario Bros, Zombie from House of the Dead, Orange ghost from Pac-Man, Q-bert from Q-bert...duh, and Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog...he has a lot of cameos. Another thing I love about the movie is that it shows the viewers what the gaming era was like back then before the whole Call of Duty bull shit. I was born in 1992 and my very first Nintendo game was Super Mario Bros. 3. If you are a big gamer and love to see a animated movie that's all about old school video games, then Wreck-It Ralph is the movie for you. Also too bad Mario never made an appearance in the movie. :c

2. The Avengers

I love all the Marvel comics and movies...except Spider-Man 3. From the movies Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, etc. they all join up together and form as the Avengers. This is one of my favorite Marvel movies of the year. This movie has some kick ass action, funny ass humor, and our great actors stick to their characters for this amazing movie. I was so hyped to see this movie I finally got to see it the day after release. This is like one of the most popular viewed movie of this year because of it's kick assness from one of our favorite Marvel super heros. Now you may be asking me this, "If this is the most popular movie of 2012, why isn't it your #1 movie of 2012?" Welp, I wanted this to be my #1 movie of 2012, but there is one movie that had my curiosity, but then it had my attention.

1. Django Unchained

Mother fuckin Tarantino has done it again. Django Unchained is one BADASS spaghetti western film. An amazing performance from Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Samuel L. Jackson. The movie had some mother fuckin badass scenes, amazing acting, awesome soundtrack, and ah jesus christ everything was badass. This movie is bloody as hell...I'm not fucking kidding. When it comes to Tarantino films they're always bloody and badass. In this verison of the Django movie it's all about a Black slave named Django (Jamie Foxx) who was bought free from Dr. Schultz (Christoph Waltz) and partner's up with Schultz to become a bounty hunter and try to find his slave wife. Jamie Foxx is badass in the movie, Christoph Waltz is awesome in the movie, Leonardo DiCaprio was outstanding but I was hoping he was going to have a bigger role in the movie despite all the movie trailers I've seen because he had bigger roles in the trailers lol. Samuel L. Jackson is hilarious in the movie and pretty damn good. I've seen this movie twice because of how badass it is. This is definitely my movie of the year and pretty much any movie that is made by Tarantino is always going to be my movie of the year. Now I know there has been some critical responses about the movie using up the word "Nigger" a lot in the movie...about over 100. To all you African American's saying this movie has been offending to you guys, including you Spike Lee, you need to fucking chill. This is only a movie! Also, the movie takes place in the 1800s and there was still slavery back then until the Civil War. I mean seriously, when Roots came out, did you guys complain about that? I'm not sure if you did, but it's the same thing. The miniseries took place with slavery in the 1700s and Django Unchained took place with slavery in the 1800s. Anyways, I would say you guys should see this movie. If you like blood, gore, action, and Tarantino badassary then this is the movie for you. Taratino, you are my hero! :3

Here is my favorite part of the movie soundtrack.


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Welp that just about does it for my top 5 favorite movies and games of 2012. I will starting doing this every year when the year ends. I hope you all have a great New Years eve, try not to get into any trouble.

See you guys in 2013! :)

My Top 5 Favorite Games of 2012

2012 has finally come to end...well tomorrow anyways. All I can say is this year pretty much sucked, but there were some good games and movies that came out that same year. For the first time, I'll be listing my top 5 favorite games and movies of this year. First I'm going listing the top 5 games I loved this year. I'll be listing them in order of how much I loved the game. Here is my top 5 favorite games of 2012!

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5. Max Payne 3

At #5 on my top 5 games is Rockstar's Max Payne 3. I recently played Max Payne's 1 and 2 this year just to be ready for Max Payne 3 and I love all of them. When it comes to Rockstar games they are never seem to get the PC posting right. For example, GTA IV on the PC was just crap and use to be unplayable and as of right now it is playable, but does have some graphic issues and its performance is crap and it was fun to play with mods on there. L.A. Noire had the same problem like the 30 frame cap and the muddy looking facial animations (which was done by facial motion capture.) Took awhile for Rockstar to get it right for L.A.Noire, but failed and released it as it is. Finally, when Max Payne 3 was released on PC after console release the game's performance was perfect. After all that trouble with the previous Rockstar games ported to PC they finally got it right. The gameplay is great, the story was great, and it has its gory moments in the game which are pretty cool. I never found the multiplayer that great, but it's good for when you're bored and don't feel like playing fucking Call of Duty Black Ops 2 or w/e. The game is also hard as hell too, but the game becomes generous and gives you extra pain killers if you die so many times which is helpful in some parts. The cutscenes are cinematic and good, but the whole drug looking effects get annoying as hell. I always think the camera man did acid while catching all the footage lol. Max Payne is fun and has it's badass moments in the game. I would recommend getting this game for either console or PC. Also bald Max Payne is kind of laughable.

4. Dishonored

At #4, we have the first person assassin game Dishonored. I didn't know much about this game until I played it for the first time. I find this game more like a first person Assassin's Creed kind of game. I loved the gameplay, characters, story, and the weapons. I enjoyed killing enemies with all kinds of weapons and doing close attacks with my blade. I played this game for hours just to complete it and enjoyed every minute of it. The thing I really love about the game is when you eliminate your target you have many choices how you want to kill them. Thanks to the quick saving, you can have fun killing your target with every weapon and it does has it's funny moments. I like fucking around with Havelock. That guy is a fucking crack up when you keep killing him for fun. (SPOILER: He's a bad guy anyways.)

3. Borderlands 2

Borderlands 1 was a good RPG first person shooter game, but Borderlands 2 makes the game better than ever. Borderlands 2 has lots of improvements over the first game. They gave this game more story than just a  do this mission, kill bad guys, earn rewards. The gameplay is fun, the graphics are improved, the story is great, has some funny jokes in the game, weapons are sexy, and the characters are awesome. Everything about this game is awesome. I really loved the characters in the game including our old characters like Brick, Roland, Mordecai, Lilith, Dr. Zed, Marcus, and the sexy Mad Moxxi...oh yeah and Claptrap...ugh annoying than ever now. The new characters are cool too, but one of my favorite characters in the game is Handsome Jack. Handsome Jack is like one of my favorite villains in 2012 games. The DLCs are worth playing like Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage. Mr. Torgue is a funny ass mother fucker. "BLOW JOBS!!!"

2. Far Cry 3

Have I ever tell you the definition of Insanity? No? Well, I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you how insane this game is. Far Cry 3 is a major improvement over the 2nd Far Cry, but this game is the best Far Cry game. This game has to be one of my favorite first person shooters of the year. It has a insane story, insane gameplay, pretty much everything about this game is insanely epic. The best thing about the game is that it a is an open world sandbox game. Far Cry 2 was a sandbox game too, but didn't really have much of a story and it was completely a mess. The environment in the game is absolutely beautiful with its amazing graphics it makes you want to fap to it lol. The game also has some fun side missions if you want to spend more time on the game like animal hunting, wanted dead, and side story missions which are not that great, but if you want more EXP. The mini games are fun like the knife throws, shoot outs, and the best version of poker since Red Dead Redemption...seriously the poker game in FC3 is the best mini game.  I don't really like the characters in the game except for the main villain of the game Vaas. I find Vaas more of a villain than Handsome Jack with his creepiness. He's the kind of person who likes to stalk you around and gives you the look on how much he wants to molest you. Sorry Jack, but Vaas has won my Favorite Villain of the Year. I still like ya still Jack. Oh I forgot, the co-op has its own story and introduces 4 characters you get to play as. I haven't completed the co-op yet, but it is fun and it feels a bit linear than open. Again with the multiplayer I haven't bothered with it, but I heard it's a bit boring. One last thing, THANK YOU UBISOFT FOR FINALLY ADDING A FUCKING WINDOWED MODE SUPPORT!

1. Telltale's The Walking Dead Season 1

I love the comic, I love the AMC TV series, and when I played Telltale's The Walking Dead game series I was blown away of how fucking amazing this game was.  I'll be honest, I'm not much into point and click games because they were a bit boring and I always get lost on something and just say "FUCK IT I'M DONE," but when I played this I was totally hooked on to it and started to love it. When playing the Walking Dead, it felt more like an animated movie than a point and click game. Telltales did an amazing job on the story of the game. The characters are amazing as well. This game has some of it's moments like some are funny, badass, and emotional. Once you play this game it will get you hard. I fucking cried at some of the saddest moments including the ending. The amazing thing about the game is that you take control of the story as Lee Everett. You can make Lee careful, become an asshole, or you can make Lee just be silent through out the whole season. You also get some choices to who you want to save or kill and there are some very tough decisions. This is a game where it makes you want to play it over and over again to change up the story a bit. The Walking Dead is my Game of the Year and if you haven't played the Walking Dead yet buy the game now. Get for Steam, Xbox, PS3, or mobile whatever you want to do. You will love this game. Can't wait for a second season. Telltales you are fucking amazing!
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Welp, that was my top 5 favorite games of this year. I know i wrote my reviews a bit lazy, but hell these are still great games and if you haven't played them yet, get these games now and play them and I guarantee you will like them. My Top 5 Movies of 2012 will be posted tomorrow.  

No More Gmod Videos From Me?

Well not exactly, however, it is true that my latest Gmod machinima "The Last Wave" is my final Gmod machinima. Reason why is because the release of Gmod 13 and I really dislike the new Gmod today and pretty much with Source Filmmaker out to the public I find it easier to make machinimas with that tool than Gmod. I've also been losing a lot of interest in Gmod because lots of addons were breaking, the frustration that I've dealt with for 2 years, and with Gmod 13 out there are not many tools being uploaded to workshop and how buggy Gmod is right now. Discontinuing the Gmod machinima making on my side does not mean that I'm going to stop making Gmod videos in general.

I will still make some Gmod videos in the future, but they will only be a few seconds long and going back to the Scout is Delicious era to make those kinds of videos again with better quality. I find that making short Gmod videos is a lot easier for me because I don't have to deal with the frustration of making a long Gmod video with lots of time and effort. While making "The Last Wave," I've ran into lots of errors in Gmod. The biggest error was the botkiller bonemerging. The bonemerging on the botkiller heads works fine on guns, but for melee weapons such as the wrench and knife were fucked. I pretty much had to animate both the knife and the botkiller head together to make it look like a botkiller knife. CoverOP tried to help me out with that problem, but didn't work out until Gmod 13 he figured it out. Pretty much there are lots of bull shit happening on Gmod today and its making it become crappier than ever. So starting next year, all my machinima projects will be made on Source Filmmaker.

My dream was to become an animator and I wanted to buy the shit for animating, but just didn't know how to use them and they were too expensive. Since SFM is free, I can make my machinimas using pose to pose animation. I have some great projects I want to work on using SFM and I know you guys will enjoy them. I know you guys are going to be all, "I miss ARMaster making Gmod videos he was best at it" I know I'm best at it, but I can't deal with it no more and I really want to make actual animation machinimas. In fact, me and my friend are working on a big SFM project and of course its going to be a parody of another game. I'm not going to mention what it is, but there will be some stuff popping up soon that is related to it.

I know Gmod 13 is new and buggy as shit and it will all be fixed soon, but I really want to make SFM videos that I know you will enjoy. I'll even make some SFM shorts in the future too. I have lots of great ideas for SFM videos and I want to start making them next year. Thank you all for giving me a huge support on my gmod videos and for enjoying my final gmod machinima. This is a big step for me to become a animator on Source machinimas.

Feature-Length Machinima Movies (NEED OPINION)

NOTE: Just because I used Machinima.com's logo doesn't mean I'm partnered with Machinima.com. I partnered with The Game Station.

For the past few years I've been making TF2, L4D, and of course Gmod videos and they were pretty basic and easy to make. Later on I started to make my videos look more cinematic and so far it still looks a little basic. Now that Source Filmmaker is out to the public, I have moved from Gmod to SFM to make better videos with animations and shit like that. So far I've been fooling around with it and I'm getting use to the tool and I find it very helpful for source machinimas than Gmod. I know a lot of you love my videos and every year I make them a bit different than the old videos I make. It's been about a few years and I think it's time for me to try something really different. I want to make an actual independent machinima movie.

I've been wanting to do this for a long time and now with Source Filmmaker out to the public I should have the chance to make one. I want to make these machinimas have their own story inside the source engine. I've been watching a lot of Tarantino films such as Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, and Inglourious Basterds and playing games like Battlefield, Rainbow Six, Half-Life, Serious Sam, etc. and they give me lots of ideas to make a machinima movie. Machinimas over an hour long would actually be an awesome thing for machinima making. I like to call these "Popcorn Machinimas." Yeah it sounds funny, but it does sound catchy for a feature-length machinima. Hell, if YouTube Poop is a odd name, but has a catch to it then this should too. So far I have not seen any machinimas on YouTube that are over an hour long (except GTAIV videos), but I found this Gmod machinima called "War of the Servers" and it does look basic, but it sort of counts as a popcorn machinima. When I saw this I thought it was good. I know it's a full version of the episodes of the machinima, but still. If you haven't seen this before, check it out its pretty good for a hour long gmod machinima. This machinima was uploaded by hollohill. Video made by Litfusefilms.


I just want to make a machinima thats worth watching and having popcorn with. It's gonna be a shit ton of work to get it going, but it will be worth it. I want to try something a little new for the machinima making community, but before I start making these popcorn machinimas I need your opinions. I want to know if you guys would like to see a feature-length machinima in the future. These machinimas will be over an hour or up to a 3 hour long machinima depending how much effort it was put into. So what do you guys think? Should I make my very first popcorn machinima for you guys to enjoy or should I just stick to normal machinima making cuz you guys think these feature-length machinimas will be too long and might bore our viewers. Post a comment here or on my YouTube channel of your opinion. If I get a bunch of positive comments I will start working on my very first popcorn machinima next year, hopefully, Source Filmmaker will be out of beta sometime soon.

Helping Out for a Gmod Machinima, YouTube Partnership, New Videos Soon

Well guys I got a few things I want to say. So here they are


1. Right now I'm helping out my bud Mendelevius with his friend's gmod machinima and so far we got a few shots done. I have no idea what the title is and what it is about, but once it is released (on machinima.com's channel) I will link it to here and feature it on my channel just for his friend.


2. I think it's time for me to explain why I have removed my videos with matched third party content and moved them to armasterclassics channel. I'm planning on becoming a YouTube Partner (NO I'M NOT JOINING MACHINIMA.COM!) I was thinking about going with The Game Station, but my pal Kippesoep told me a network he uses for partnership called Curse Network and he's doing his best to get me in. Once I have a little chat with the Curse team and get my partnership, I will start earning some money for my videos. When I get partnership that pretty much means I can't use any copyrighted music so I may have to find some people who know how to make music so my videos can have their own original soundtrack or find music that is not part of the third party.


3. New GMod videos are still coming. I just had a great idea for a gmod video that you will all enjoy.


If you have any questions, concerns, or opinions about these stuff I just explained feel free to message me via YouTube or comment here.

Audtitions for the Chorus on the Real Slugger GMusic Video

Right now I'm going to make a new Real Slugger song that is a parody of Eminem's Till I Collapse and calling it, "Till I Scatter." Even though this is a new Real Slugger song, this one is going to be very different from the last two Real Slugger songs. This is going to be a parody using custom lyrics made by my friend Travis and having Raikujo as Real Slugger to rap using the lyrics we've given him. Yes, this is going to be a parody without using the Scout's default clips from the game. Since the first Real Slugger was a big hit and people are requesting me and other gmodders to make a music video version of the first Real Slugger song, "You All Suck" (parody of Eminem's Without Me), I've thought that it would be a great idea to make a new Real Slugger song using custom lyrics and a voice actor to rap as Real Slugger and make a music machinima of it.

At the moment, we are working on the audio recordings of rapping and putting it together with the instrumental music of the rap song to make it sound like a real eminem rap parody and once we have all that done we'll start working on the gmod recordings for the music video. I'm waiting for Raikujo to record the lyrics and send them to me and I'll merge his voice into the instrumental song. Even though he's going to be our Real Slugger for the parody and maybe for other Real Slugger songs in the future, we don't have a person to read off the chorus and outro in the song. That's where you guys come into play!

We need to find someone who can read off the chorus and the outro in the Real Slugger song. If you want your voice to be featured in the Real Slugger song, you must have these requirements.

• You must have a GOOD microphone
• Your voice has to be like Nate Dogg's or better (When reading the chorus and outro)
• Record your voice using Audacity or better

Once you have these requirements done, export your voice recording on WAV format and send it to me at armasterx@yahoo.com. Once I to your recording, me and Travis will decide on the perfect voice for the chorus and outro and we will reply back saying your voice is perfect. If it's not perfect we might not reply at all, but we will give out a big thanks to the people who've participated at the end of the GMusic Video.

All you need to do is read off the chorus and outro of the song, record your voice that is related to Nate Dogg's or better, export it to WAV format, and send it to me. Here is the chorus of the song.

"Till the games are done, till the wheels are spun

Till my team has won, can’t stop the run

Till its not real fun - am I dead, not yet

I'll become human till my goal is met

Till the games are done, till the wheels are spun

Till my team has won, can’t stop the run

Till its not real fun - and my life is set

I'll become human till my goal is met"

Now here is the outro of the song.

"Until they say 

that I'm okay

If I'm insane

don't let the evil within me"

(The last line would go like this, "Don't let the e-vil-with-in-me")

(The outro might be edited. If it does and you used the old outro for your recording feel free to make another recording with the word "NEW OUTRO" on the wav file name.)

If you would like an example on what the chorus and outro sound like, you can listen to the original Eminem song here (Skip to 1:40 for the Nate Dogg Chorus). If you want to use the instrumental version to practice reading off the chorus and outro while following the beat to the instrumental, you can listen to the instrumental version here. (Outro practice @ 4:16). If you have any questions about the chorus and outro, you can email Travis at traviscareythewreslter@gmail.com. If you have any questions about the whole auditions like if you don't understand the instructions very well, feel free to email me about the auditions and I will reply with some more help. Remember, my email is armasterx@yahoo.com.

This screenshot was a bitch to make lol

Once we have the whole audio part of the song done, We'll start working on the Gmod recordings to make the GMusic Video of the song. I really want to put in a lot of effort into this video and with the help of my good gmod fellows we can make this video awesome. It will take some time to make, but it will totally be worth watching on YouTube. I know you guys will start asking me some questions about the whole Real Slugger video.

Q: When the audio part of the song is done, will we be able to hear the whole song before the GMusic Video release?

A: Sadly no, however, once we get half of the video part done I'll be uploading a preview of the music video with a little part of the song just to show you how it will look when the video is completed.

Q: Is there going to be a free MP3 of the song when the video is released?

A: Of course there will be a free MP3 of the song. If I'd make people pay to download the MP3 without permission, I would be fucked.

Q: Are all Real Slugger songs gonna be just like this one?

A: Yes, but it really depends if Raikujo wants to be part of the whole Real Slugger thing. If not, we can always find someone to replace him or we can just call it right there. I would love to keep it going because I know Raikujo has a perfect Scout voice and he really seems perfect for the role of Real Slugger.

Q: Why do these pictures of Real Slugger look so depressing?

A: Because this GMusic Video is gonna have its dark moments as Real Slugger raps.

Q: What is the whole plot to the GMusic Video?

A: The objective is the Scout wants to head back into civilization, however, he finds himself torn and “scattered” by the haunt past of working for Mann’Co Mercenary Squad. The questions are; will the Scout ever be able to restore himself as a peaceful man? If so, where does he take his aggression out? The course theme is the haunting memories of the mercenary life compared to his baseball life. So basically, the Scout returns home from the war (this is after the tf2 era) and reunites with his mother and little sister. Due to the bad memories of a mercenary, he still acts like a soldier and does some violent things if someone insults him or bumps into him when he's walking into town. The Scout realizes that he is living in a civilized society and he has to adjust, however, the others living in Boston see him as a monster so he becomes a outcast. After becoming a outcast, the Scout has to decide whether he wants to become a famous rapper in the mid 60s or  go back to being a mercenary. The music video will show his flashbacks of his past as a slugger, mercenary, and a monster.

Q: I know this is an odd question, but does the Real Slugger have a full name?

A: That's a very good question! Since you asked that, I actually came up with a name for the Real Slugger. I named him Thomas James Sanders or Thomas J. Sanders...that's what popped out of my head. Good name for a Scout amirite?

Q: If the Real Slugger songs become very big, are you planning on making a feature length machinima of him?

A: Maybe! Depends how life is doing for me. I'm not going into that topic atm because I'm going to be working on the Osama bin Laden comedy machinima first. If things go really well with the Osama movie, my life, and the Real Slugger songs in the future I might make a movie of him.

I hope those answered your questions, but if you have other questions about the Real Slugger - Till I Scatter video feel free to ask me these questions by YouTube message or email. Once again, even though this project will take awhile to make, I know that this will be the best Real Slugger video ever. With all the effort that me and my friends are going to put into this video project I know this will definitely be worth watching and will have been worth the wait.

Thank you for taking the time to read this post. Now go and become Real Slugger's chorus!